Googly Woogly Woosh: I love You

Posted by Arpit     Category: Love You

I have seen this on MTV couple of times before and loved it…. Am lucky that I got a chance to see this ad with her….

Ohh I miss her….

Have a look……

And yes, If you haven’t listen the song ‘Dil to Baccha hai’ from Ishqiya, do listen it.. Awesome song….

Love.

Arpit

Thoda hai Thode ki zaroorat hai…..

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

All heat no rain… Its been a dry hot summer. In last 20 years, it always rained this day. Its my B’day today….

Bachpan mein jab b’day waale din baarish hoti thi to main rota tha. Agar baarish ki wajah se log nahi aayenge to fir gifts kaise milenge… Hamesha sochta tha ki agar b’day ke din baarish na ho to kitna accha ho… Jyaada log aayenee aur jyaada gifts milenge.. But now jab baarish nahi hai to I realized that there is no one to attend my b’day….. God has great sense of Humour.

Anyways… all I have to say…

Thoda hai Thode ki zaroorat hai…
Zindagi phir bhi yahan khoobsurat hai
….

Almost Again

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

Almost Again

Opppsss.. Its the same day…

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

It began same day last year… Just 365 days with her, and see what my friend turned into…

Bhajji

Just Kidding… They are a real good couple.. "Made for each other" sort..

Bhajji n Maneesha.. Happy Anniversary.. God Bless You…

Little Johnny Strikes Again

Posted by Arpit     Category: Refreshing Humor

It was Friday  morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher  called ‘add to the picture’. The teacher would call students to the  chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the  chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture  to make it a new picture.

The  teacher called on James to start things off.
James  returned to his seat.
The  teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie  returned to his seat.
Now  it was Suzy’s turn.

Suzy  returned to her seat.
Next,  the teacher called Jerry  to the board.

Jerry  returned to his seat.
Kim  was called to the board.

Kim  returned to her seat.
About  this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny  was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call  on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the  chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could  possibly do anything to make this pictur e dirty. So she cal led on little  Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.

­The  entire class erupted with laughter…. the Teacher fainted.
Little  Johnny had done it  again.

Of broken faith and shattering hopes

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

There have been few ppl in my life who have represented the best of human traits. They symbolize Courage, Strength and Faith. I have worshipped them through and through. A single glimpse of them has motivated me in the lowest and darkest moments.
But now I can see them fall into pieces. All my faith and hopes are shattering… This is tough time for us. I just pray to God that we pass through it.

At times, I am an egoistic bastard who never gives up easily for anyone. But in course of my life I have granted, few ppl, a power to manipulate me (both in positive and negative sense).  Now as of today, I am feeling cheated, insulted and neglected. I crushed my egos and came back to you again and again, but you never cared.  I dont know whether today was my last attempt to carry on the relationship, but the response I got has killed something inside me. Life will never be same again.
Anyways. Happy B’day. Have a blast (you already blasted me :D )

Godfather is no more

Posted by Arpit     Category: Movies

I mean to say that The Godfather is no more a number 1 in  IMDB Top 250 list.
In the last 6 years, since Bhajji and Me are following IMDB 250, we have never seen The Godfather getting replaced by any movie. Even The Departed and Spiderman 3 failed in doing that.

But as os yesterday’s listing The Dark Knight is new number 1. Right now am into busy work schedule. I am dying to watch this movie. May be I can spare some time on Thursday.. Batman Begins was one of the finest movies ever made. I hope the sequel lives upto my expectations.

Here is the official site for The Dark Knight

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Once Again…

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

I don’t need no arms around me
And I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don’t think I need anything at all.
No! Don’t think I’ll need anything at all.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.

­Another brick in the the wall - 3 by Pink Floyd.

Do you hate your Boss?

Posted by Arpit     Category: Refreshing Humor

One of the important reason of me being self employed is that I don’t have a boss. And I feel am quite better without a boss. :D Atleast I can live my so called life at my will.

What is a boss?
Boss: Pronunciation [baws, bos]
Technically speaking boss is a mechanical cyborg (less human more machine), who is a sole reason for all the misery and pain of your life. He is a weapon of mass destruction who is constantly bombing the life of millions and millions of innocent and hardworking mules (especially software engineers). He can fuck you inside out without even a bit of physical contact.
You may be under an impression that all the Tom, Dick and Harrys around the world have different boss. But I must tell you that they are simply clones. Its something like Agent Smith(s) in Matrix-3

Here is your chance to whack that psychotic maniac and release your evergrowing frustration.

Let the flash game below load and discover all the 16 ways to beat your boss to death. (For example try clicking the keyboard in the flash below.).
Trust me, its very liberating.
Don’t forget to click ‘Cleaner’ button after every successful attempt of whacking the boss.

Flash credits: WhackYourBoss.com

ENJOY!!!!

Disclaimer: This post is just for so called educational purpose. I am not responsible for any outcomes or damage that may happen because of this post. You cannot blame me for for the sudden eruption of suicidal frustration. Dont tell me that you puked on your boss after reading this blog entry ( although the act of puking on your boss will receive a high applause from all the readers of Aakrati). :D

Best way to solve Rubik’s Cube

Posted by Arpit     Category: Refreshing Humor

Here is a great way to solve Rubik’s Cube. F**king awesome. :D