Once Again…

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

I don’t need no arms around me
And I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don’t think I need anything at all.
No! Don’t think I’ll need anything at all.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.

­Another brick in the the wall - 3 by Pink Floyd.

Do you hate your Boss?

Posted by Arpit     Category: Refreshing Humor

One of the important reason of me being self employed is that I don’t have a boss. And I feel am quite better without a boss. :D Atleast I can live my so called life at my will.

What is a boss?
Boss: Pronunciation [baws, bos]
Technically speaking boss is a mechanical cyborg (less human more machine), who is a sole reason for all the misery and pain of your life. He is a weapon of mass destruction who is constantly bombing the life of millions and millions of innocent and hardworking mules (especially software engineers). He can fuck you inside out without even a bit of physical contact.
You may be under an impression that all the Tom, Dick and Harrys around the world have different boss. But I must tell you that they are simply clones. Its something like Agent Smith(s) in Matrix-3

Here is your chance to whack that psychotic maniac and release your evergrowing frustration.

Let the flash game below load and discover all the 16 ways to beat your boss to death. (For example try clicking the keyboard in the flash below.).
Trust me, its very liberating.
Don’t forget to click ‘Cleaner’ button after every successful attempt of whacking the boss.

Flash credits: WhackYourBoss.com

ENJOY!!!!

Disclaimer: This post is just for so called educational purpose. I am not responsible for any outcomes or damage that may happen because of this post. You cannot blame me for for the sudden eruption of suicidal frustration. Dont tell me that you puked on your boss after reading this blog entry ( although the act of puking on your boss will receive a high applause from all the readers of Aakrati). :D

Best way to solve Rubik’s Cube

Posted by Arpit     Category: Refreshing Humor

Here is a great way to solve Rubik’s Cube. F**king awesome. :D

It started with a bad dream.

Posted by Arpit     Category: Personal Rants

June16, 2008. 2:20 pm

Its been exactly one year since I left Roorkee. Life has changed a lot since then..

Just now I woke up. Had a real bad dream. I wonder if the ghosts of my past would haunt me forever? Is there any real way to wipe out my complete past from my head? I always knew my actions will cost me alot, but I think now I have paid for them, more than I can afford.
Rest, as always, I have my faith in God,
Life is Beautiful (still).