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It was Friday  morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher  called ‘add to the picture’. The teacher would call students to the  chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the  chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture  to make it a new picture.

The  teacher called on James to start things off.
James  returned to his seat.
The  teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie  returned to his seat.
Now  it was Suzy’s turn.

Suzy  returned to her seat.
Next,  the teacher called Jerry  to the board.

Jerry  returned to his seat.
Kim  was called to the board.

Kim  returned to her seat.
About  this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny  was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call  on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the  chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could  possibly do anything to make this pictur e dirty. So she cal led on little  Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.

­The  entire class erupted with laughter…. the Teacher fainted.
Little  Johnny had done it  again.

One of the important reason of me being self employed is that I don’t have a boss. And I feel am quite better without a boss. Atleast I can live my so called life at my will.

What is a boss?
Boss: Pronunciation [baws, bos]
Technically speaking boss is a mechanical cyborg (less human more machine), who is a sole reason for all the misery and pain of your life. He is a weapon of mass destruction who is constantly bombing the life of millions and millions of innocent and hardworking mules (especially software engineers). He can fuck you inside out without even a bit of physical contact.
You may be under an impression that all the Tom, Dick and Harrys around the world have different boss. But I must tell you that they are simply clones. Its something like Agent Smith(s) in Matrix-3

Here is your chance to whack that psychotic maniac and release your evergrowing frustration.

Let the flash game below load and discover all the 16 ways to beat your boss to death. (For example try clicking the keyboard in the flash below.).
Trust me, its very liberating.
Don’t forget to click ‘Cleaner’ button after every successful attempt of whacking the boss.

Flash credits: WhackYourBoss.com

ENJOY!!!!

Disclaimer: This post is just for so called educational purpose. I am not responsible for any outcomes or damage that may happen because of this post. You cannot blame me for for the sudden eruption of suicidal frustration. Dont tell me that you puked on your boss after reading this blog entry ( although the act of puking on your boss will receive a high applause from all the readers of Aakrati).